Out of alcohol

I knew this day would come. I thought I could postpone it, but the unthinkable has happened. I ran out of alcohol. This is the worst thing that happened to me since they ran out of Reese’s cups the other night at the store.

My bottle collection is actually quite impressive. I have 9 bottles of Jak Daniels, 2 mickeys of peach shnapps, 2 bottles of fireball, a bottle of vodka, a bottle of rum, a bottle of wine and 2 mickeys of disaronno.

But that’s not nearly as big as Brandon’s collection. I truly admire him. I lost count of how much alcohol he drank this year, and that’s also including a few dry periods when he didn’t drink at all.

Now let me point this out. I’m not not drinking because I don’t want to. I can’t drink because I don’t have the money for it. I also have to pay my bills soon. But hopefully I can scrounge enough cash to buy me a bottle of something.


~ by mtl_zack on January 28, 2010.

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